Still haven’t bought your halloween candy yet? If not, then here’s the TEN WORST HALLOWEEN CANDIES courtesy of

10. Anything fun-sized, such as mini-Snickers.

What, and give out full-sized candy bars? Hello, bad economy, remember? But, yeah, I hand out three at a time because just one is a tad chintzy, unless you’re in a neighborhood with a thousand of trick-or-treaters.

9. Laffy Taffy

Oh yeah, Laffy Taffy is sicky icky.

8. Miscellaneous, Hard-Wrapped candy, like peppermint, butterscotch.

Yep, I’m on board with this one. Cheap, yes, but most kids throw these away.

7. Tootsie Rolls

What? No way, I protest. Tootsies are great–and my husband’s favorite.

6. Apples

Seriously, there are people out there who give apples?

5. Dum Dum Lollipops.
Amen on this one. Yes, they’re inexpensive and throwing in some lollipops makes a kid’s stash seem larger, but really. Quality over quantity.

4. Smarties and Neco Wafers.

Hmm, a few smarties here and there, okay. A handful? Gag, no.

3. Candy Corn

I somewhat like candy corn. And, the colors are so festive!

2. Raisins

Again. There are people who hand out raisins?


Who are these Boo-Humbugs? Honestly. That’s just asking to have your house toilet papered.

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