“The boys should be home soon, right? Nope . . . don’t see ’em yet.”
“Maybe I’ll see them from here. No, nothing! They gotta be home soon, though. I’ll try the other window.”
“Hey, I hear something! Oh, wait. That’s just the stupid high school bus.”
“You said the bus would be here any second, right Mom? Well, where are they?”
“Maybe you’re just lying, getting my hopes all up for nothing. Wait . . . I think I hear it . . . YES!”
“Later, old woman. My boys are home!”
And for those who can’t get enough of those Staples back to school commercials, here’s another classic!